Saturday, June 13, 2009

Pool / Beach(?) Etiquette and care

Ok i have a little rant, but most importantly i just think it's good to have others in consideration when you're going to use the pool along with others. and NOT a lot of people do this. even though the beach is already kinda infested with........unmentionables......its good to have some eitiquette too there......(and you wonder why its so salty...yea yea sea salt but other things too)

1) YOU know you should pee. you are not four anymore. YOU know when that water touches up to your knee, it makes you want to pee. PLEASEEEEEEEE do it beforehand, that way you wont have to leave your friends or girl/boyfriend there to make a bathroom break (cuz you wont make it!) . Dont think you have super powers controling it and waiting until after youre done with the pool because chances are........ you are human.

2) Clear your bats in your cave. wash your face (you can do it after you pee) and as you're drying your face, take a paper towel or toilet paper even (tissues leave lint behind) and blow your nose in it. That's how you should clear your nose! i DONT want to see white stuff coming out of your nose and I have to pretend i dont see it. omg its so gross! it's like lil maggots or something. *shudders*

3) PLEASE PLEASE you should have been taking good care of your hair. wash it everyday or every other day. CONDITION your scalp. I do NOT want dead hair flakes in the pool as I am in there. I should be making a hair care regimen later on.

4) It drives me insane and I dont know why people dont care about this especially!!! You're going into the pool where.........your TOES ARE EXPOSED. PLEASE CLIP THEM!!!! eww just ew! I dont know what to say, but why would you let them grow so long?! and for the girls out there who did a pedicure before hand and painted them a nice color..........THE CHLORINE EATS IT UP. the coated color comes off and its going to be floating in the pool somewhere. if you dont know, nail polish IS plastic. a sheet of plastic is floating somewhere in the pool. (cuz it happened to me hehe) Oh and if you already have a toe nail color and it's like chipping off already, please..........just nail polish remover it ALL off. i see some girls with like one dot of color left in each toe and they still leave it there. wonder where's the rest has fallen on :-\..........Just keep your toes clean, dont throw away your investment doing a pedicure before hand, and just clip your god damn toe nails.

5) ok SUN SCREEN SUN SCREEN SUN SCREEN SUN SCREEN!!!!!!!!!! dont know how important it is to keep saying it. if you dont want age spots then wear some sunscreen. spots show up ten years later, and you guys might not be thinking it's a big deal. but when you age, all the wrinkles and spots come out at once. i guess i should do a sun screen post later on too eh..

its been around 5years since ive been to the beach........hmm

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